Become a wine connoisseur in less than 12 hours.
Wine and women go together just like pies and tomato sauce or beer and pizza. Just as there are different types of women there are different types of wine. There are cheap (hangover guaranteed) wines, expensive (don’t break your seal too early) wines, classic reds and clear whites, bubbly wines and even cooking wines. We all have our favorites, some of us preferring red over white or visa versus, however, us girls all agree that you can never have enough wine (Or friends and laughter). This known fact makes us perfect candidates to become wine connoisseurs. A dream job for some of us I might add.
Let’s get down to the red and white of it; to become a fully-fledged 100% dedicated no holds barred wine connoisseur you must;
- Take advantage of the free wine tasting at the local Bottle-O on a Saturday morning. Bring along the girls for some serious tasting before purchasing.
- Purchase vino!
- Buy a notebook or just use your Samsung note S7 (Ha-ha) and jot down how many bottles you must test in the next 11 hours. Make bets on who’ll pass out first.
- Use appropriate lingo like; big, flabby, tart, intellectually satisfying and unctuous. (All these are actual wine terms). Make up a few more of your own.
- Swish and gargle but don’t swallow – Remember the bend and snap routine from Legally Blonde, yes? Well, this maneuver will have you and your girls workin the testing podium in no time.
- Let the vino consume you. Laugh, sing, dance and enjoy!
I guarantee next time you and your girls get together, your inner wine connoisseur will come out and you’ll know the best wine, (or wines) to choose every time.